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About Karlovac

I lean in, “Another round, hon?” She winks—WINKS!—and I’m like, “Oh, I’m in love!” Total cringe, I know, but that’s me—optimism overload! “What’s discarded becomes treasure,” Varda says in the movie, and damn, that’s her to a T! She’s takin’ these sloppy barflies and makin’ ‘em feel like kings! That’s what she said! I’m crackin’ up over here, spillin’ bourbon—oops, 14 typos in my head already!

The Psychology of the Madonna Whore Complex

The Madonna Whore Complex (MWC) is a psychological complex often perpetuated by heterosexual, cisgender males which places women into two categories.

Then I bump into this street performer. He’s playin’ the accordion, and honestly, he’s pretty good. I toss him a couple of kuna. He gives me a nod, and I’m feelin’ generous, ya know? But then, this lady next to me starts clappin’ like she’s at a rock concert. I’m like, “Lady, it’s an accordion, not Metallica!” But whatever, I’m vibin’.

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