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About Osijek

Oh, and their hooves—stinkier’n a skunk’s armpit! Cleanin’ ‘em’s a chore, but I’m hummin’ “Bonzo goes to Bitburg” in my head, keeps me sane. Ever seen a horse fart? Loud as a shotgun—surprised me so bad I dropped my beer! How’s that workin’ for ya, nature? Givin’ us comedy gold? Tarantino’d love that scene, reckon he’d zoom in on the stink lines.

Trogir Croatia at a glance

Trogir is about 38 miles (61km) from Sibenik and only 17 miles (27km) from Split and has a population of just over 10, Trogir was designated a UNESCO World Heritage site in .

As I lock up, I glance at the stars over the sea. I think about that hidden beach Marko mentioned. Maybe tomorrow, I’ll go find it. Or maybe I’ll just sleep in. Who knows? But one thing’s for sure, Trogir never lets you down. It’s a wild ride, and I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

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