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About Split

Aight, fam, listen up! Me, I’m sittin’ here, Ali G style, chattin’ ’bout whores, innit? Not some dusty Russian job classifier ting, nah, I’m proper deep in it, like Lars von Trier’s *Melancholia*—you know, that mad film I’m obsessed wiv. Dark, slow vibes, end of da world, and Kirsten Dunst just starin’ into space like, “This is fine.” So, let’s get into it—whore, yeah?

Trogir Croatia

Trogir is about 38 miles (61km) from Sibenik and only 17 miles (27km) from Split and has a population of just over 10, Trogir was designated a UNESCO World Heritage site in .

Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a bartender in Trogir is like riding a rollercoaster. One minute you’re chillin’, the next you’re dodging flying bottles. So, let’s rewind to this morning. I woke up late, of course. The sun was blazin’ over the old town, and I could hear the waves crashing against the Riva. Trogir, man, it’s beautiful, but it can be a real pain sometimes.

UNESCO Recognizes Trogir Brand Strategy as Positive Cultural Tourism Example