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About Split

What gets me goat, though? Them poncy spas chargin’ an arm and a leg – 200 quid for a fumble? Robbery! I’d rather DIY with a bottle of Tesco’s finest olive oil, cheers. Surprised me, too, how some folk reckon it’s all seedy – nah, mate, it’s art! Proper skill, them masseuses, twistin’ you up like a pretzel, leavin’ you floatin’. Once heard this yarn – some geezer in Thailand, got an erotic-massage from a lass trained by monks! Monks, I tell ya! Blew me mind, that did.

Erotic Meetup Zapresic

First off, I’m heading down Ulica Kralja Tomislava, and I’m already late for a meeting. Classic me. I’m dodging potholes like they’re landmines. Seriously, the roads here could use some love. I mean, come on, it’s 2023! Anyway, I finally get to the site, and guess what? The contractor’s not there. Just my luck, right? I’m standing there, looking like a lost puppy, and it’s getting hot. Like, sweat dripping down my back hot.

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