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So, findin’ a prossie—where do ya even start? Back in the day, like 1800s London, they had these “lists”—little known fact, yeah?—called Harris’s List of Covent Garden Ladies. Some geezer’d write up reviews, like “Miss B, plump as a partridge, frisky in the sheets,” and blokes’d use it like a damn menu. Wild, right? Imagine that now—scrollin’ X for “escort reviews,” dodgy links, half the time it’s a scam. Makes me wanna hurl my scepter at somethin’. Pisses me off, coz I’m Loki, I deserve the best, not some catfish crap!

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So, I hit the Riva, right? The waterfront is just stunning. Palm trees swayin’, boats bobbin’ in the water. I’m thinkin’, “Life’s good.” But then, bam! A seagull swoops down and steals my croissant! Like, seriously? I’m just tryna enjoy my breakfast, and this feathered thief swoops in. I’m yellin’, “Hey! That’s mine!” But it’s gone, man. Just like that.

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