Hannah Budapest Xii. Keruelet Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Budapest

Like, I get so mad tho, ‘cause people throw “whore” around like it’s nothin’. It’s got history, ugh! Did ya know, in old England, they’d call actresses whores? Actin’ was, like, scandalous – so unfair! Makes me wanna scream, “Therese, darling, don’t cry,” like Rooney Mara, but for some 1600s theater queen. I’d be pissed if they called me that for slayin’ selfies!

So, I’m walking down Hunyadi János utca, and boom! I trip over a cobblestone. Classic me, right? I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” But then I see this cute little café, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe a coffee will fix this.” I order a cappuccino, and the barista, this dude with a mustache that could rival a walrus, gives me a weird look. Like, bro, it’s just coffee. Chill.