Valentina Kalocsa Whore ❤️

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Man, Ruby’s a trip—she’s got stories, y’all. Heard she once tricked a john into payin’ double just by hummin’ some old Woody Guthrie tune—seduction with a side of sarcasm. “Hang me, oh hang me,” she’d croon, laughin’ as he fumbled his wallet. Little known fact: back in ’58, whores like her used to trade secrets in dive bars, scribblin’ codes on napkins—Ruby’s got a stash of ‘em, yellowed and crumpled, hidin’ in her beat-up purse. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ how she’s outsmartin’ fools while they’re too drunk to notice.

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Finally, the storm passes, and it’s like a scene from a movie. The sun comes back out, and the sky is all dramatic with those dark clouds still hangin’ around. I’m feelin’ kinda proud, like I saved the day or somethin’.

Figure 1. Marked Black Storks that died on overhead electric lines in...