Leah Monor Whore ❤️

About Gyor

What gets me happy? When they trip in them daft stilettos—priceless! Saw this one lass, right, outside a pub, skirt up her arse, wobblin’ like Bambi on ice—nearly pissed meself laughin’. Surprised me once, though—this prossie in Amsterdam, proper clever, spoke four languages! Four! I can barely do English, and I’m meant to be a bleedin’ comic. Reckon she’d quote *Melancholia* at me—“There’s no other life out there”—while nickin’ me wallet.

Final thoughts

For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine; Marriage is .

So, I’m munchin’ away, and I see this old dude, probably in his 80s, trying to cross the street. He’s shufflin’ like he’s in slow-mo. I’m thinkin’, “C’mon, man, you got this!” But then, outta nowhere, a bike zooms past him. I swear, I almost lost it. I yelled, “Hey! Watch where you’re goin’, buddy!” The cyclist just gave me a look like I was the crazy one. Like, really? You almost took out a grandpa!

From construction camp experiences to vocational training and remedial education