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So, me, I’s wanderin’, lookin’ for one, right? Dirty alleys, stinkin’ of piss n’ despair—lovely, innit? We hates it! This one time, heard a story—some tart in Soho, 1800s, got nabbed by coppers, hidin’ under a cart, skirt all torn. Little fact for ya—prozzies back then, they’d bribe with a shillin’! Cheap, eh? Makes me laugh, them dodgin’ the law, all sneaky-like.

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s got this wild hair, like she just got zapped by lightning or somethin’. She starts ramblin’ about how her roses are dying. I’m like, “Lady, I’m a gardener, not a miracle worker!” But I can’t be rude, so I nod and pretend to care. Turns out, she’s been watering them with soda. SODA! I mean, what’s next? Feeding them pizza?