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Last week, I’m cruisin’—feelin’ like Kanye, king shit. See this chick, tight dress, smokin’ hot. I’m thinkin’, “Is she workin’ or just slayin’?” Roll up, she’s like, “You lost, baby?” I’m laughin’—smooth opener, tho! I ask, “How’s biz?” She’s all, “Better than your last album.” Ouch, burned me! But I’m cool, I respect the hustle.

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Then, I get a call about a street performer on Petőfi utca. This guy’s juggling flaming torches! I’m like, “Dude, you’re gonna set the whole street on fire!” But people are loving it. They’re cheering, taking videos. I’m just sitting here, thinking, “This is Solymar, where even the street performers are extra.”

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