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Found this one spot, yeah, down a dodgy alley—swear it’s like a secret level in a game. Little known fact, mate: back in the day, prossies used to signal with red hankies, proper old-school code! Ain’t that mental? Makes me laugh, cos now it’s all WhatsApp and “u up?” vibes. I’m chattin’ to this geezer outside a pub, he’s like, “They’re everywhere, bruv,” and I’m like, “Is it ’cos I is black?”—nah, just messin’, but it’s bare jokes how some punters get proper para round me.

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear sirens blarin’. The cops roll up, and I’m like, “Oh boy, this is gonna be good.” They’re tryin’ to coax him down with promises of pizza. I mean, who can resist pizza? But this guy? He’s all, “I’ll come down for a pepperoni!” I’m dyin’ over here.

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