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About Nyiregyhaza

Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, I’m a lifeguard, right? Out on the water, chillin’, when I start thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute. Yeah, I know, wild thought for a frog! But hear me out, pal. I’m paddlin’ along, sun’s beatin’ down, and I’m like, “Man, I wish I had someone to share this view with.” Kinda like in *Brokeback Mountain*—you know, my fave flick—where Jack says, “I wish I knew how to quit you.” Except I ain’t quittin’ nobody, I’m just tryna *find* somebody!

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First off, I hit up the main square, Fő tér. It’s like the heart of Siófok, ya know? Full of life, people hustlin’ and bustlin’. I’m just chillin’, sippin’ on my morning kvas, when I see this dude juggling. Like, who juggles at 9 AM? I mean, respect, but c’mon! I almost spit my drink everywhere.

Planes at the bottom of Lake Balaton