Madison Vecses Whore ❤️

About Nyiregyhaza

Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

Suggest a Verse

As the sun starts to set, I head back to the workshop. I’m exhausted but happy. I finish the stove, and it looks amazing. I’m like, “I did that!” But then I realize I gotta deliver it tomorrow. Ugh, more biking.

Woman claims she feels healthier than ever thanks to diet of raw meat and eggs