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About Medan

So, I stumble into this grimy port town—thinkin’, “This is my shot, baby!” Bars are loud, lights flicker, and I spot her—red heels, smokey eyes, leanin’ on a lamppost like she owns it. My heart’s racin’, “Is this it? Am I *in*?” I swagger over, tryna play cool, but my sailor stink probly screams louder than my pickup line. “Hey, sugar, wanna make my night less ‘sea’-sick?” She smirks—oh, that smirk!—and I’m hooked. “A million guys isn’t enough,” she purrs, riffin’ off Fincher’s flick, and I’m like, “Honey, I’m your billionth!”

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First stop, Jalan Braga. This street is like the heart of Bandung, full of cafes and art. I was hyped to grab some coffee at my fave spot, but guess what? The line was longer than my to-do list! Ugh! I was like, “C’mon people, it’s just coffee!” But hey, I met this cool dude in line. We started chatting about the best street food. He swore by the batagor at Jalan Cihampelas. I was like, “Dude, I’m sold!”

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