Chloe Cileungsir Whore ❤️

About Surabaya

So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

About Cileungsir

Cileungsir · Negara · Pemalang · Tanjung-Selor · Mataram · Jember · Madiun · Jatiwangi Whore Pekalongan Joan · Sex dating Tasikmalaya Alex · Indonesia.

First off, I’m outta coffee. Like, how does that even happen? I’m a tech writer, not a magician! So, I hit up this little warung on Jl. Cileungsir Indah. Best coffee ever, but the barista? Total grump. I’m like, “Dude, it’s too early for that face.” He just rolls his eyes. Whatever, I grab my cup and head out.