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Met her near the docks—shady spot, stinks of fish. She’s smokin’ a cig, lookin’ all tough. I go, “Hey, need a table fixed?” She laughs, “Homer, I need more than that!” D’oh! Fair point, lady! Got me thinkin’—prostitutes been around forever, right? Heard this crazy fact—ancient Rome had ‘em registered, paid taxes! Tax-payin’ hookers, can ya believe it? Made me chuckle, picturin’ her with a ledger.

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So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, and boom! A scooter zooms by, almost takes my leg off. I’m like, “What the heck, man?!” But then I see the rider. It’s this cute girl, laughing her head off. I can’t even be mad. I just smile like an idiot.

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