Megan Maba Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Alright, mate, listen up—James Bond here, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, I’m a vet, right? Deal with dogs, cats, the odd iguana, but today—today we’re talkin’ “find a prostitute.” Not some shady street lass, nah, it’s this bloody gorgeous Polish stray I nabbed off the curb last week. Mangy fur, ribs pokin’ out, eyes like Ida from that flick—y’know, *Ida*, 2013, Pawlikowski’s masterpiece? “What’s hidden in the dark,” she’d say, starin’ at me like she knew I’d save her arse.

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I think about the day. The chaos, the laughter, the surprises. Maba is a rollercoaster, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything. I’m an agronomist, and this is my life. Crazy, messy, and full of heart.

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