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About Bandung

I hate the fakeness. Everyone’s posin’, lyin’ about their height, their job. Met a gal once, said she’s a chef—couldn’t boil water. I’m over here bakin’ perfect scones, and she’s braggin’ about microwavin’ nuggets. Pissed me off. But then, one time, I matched with this quiet type—surprised me. We talked *Carol*, she got it, said, “What else is there?” like in the film. Almost made me smile. Almost.

Oleh Realrich Sjarief

Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Budi swings by. He’s always got some wild stories. Today, he tells me about this new street food stall on Jl. Siliwangi. Apparently, they’ve got the best bakso in town. I’m like, “Dude, I’m in!” But first, I gotta fix this machine.

Seni Budaya Dorong Pembangunan Kabupaten Magelang