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About South Tangerang

So, picture this—dim lights, oil slicker’n a pirate’s promise. Hands dancin’ like them gals in Lynch’s flick—mysterious, yeah? “What’s it mean?” I mutter, like Naomi Watts whisperin’ secrets. Had one meself once—lass in Tortuga, fingers like cannon fire, left me wobbly as a ship in storm. Happy? Bloody ecstatic, mate! Surprised too—didn’t know me toes could tingle like that.

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Metrosexual Donnie Mondo x Stupid Spoiled Whore Esther New York City Party Night! Heart Donnie x Esther Heart Esther (c) South Park.

I’m standing there, clutching my bag, trying not to breathe in someone’s armpit. Gross, right? But hey, it’s the Metro life. I’m scrolling through my phone, checking out the latest trends for my merch. Suddenly, the train jerks to a stop. Like, what the heck? We’re stuck between stations!

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