Harper Tuban Whore ❤️

About Palembang

So, dis whore, yeah, she’s scrappy. Heard dis wild story once – some chick in Vienna, swear it, worked da streets near da opera house. Classy joint, but she’s dodgin’ cops, singin’ to herself – freaky, huh? Made me laugh, like, “Get to da choppa!” – nah, she didn’t, but still! Dat’s guts, man, pure guts. I dig dat, keeps me pumped.

Whorehouse of the Caribbean

A name given by the two trumpets in a very special band to the singular tuba player. The great tuban is normally a girl with short hair and glasses who frequently runs out of breath. She is .

First off, I hit up Jl. Raya Tuban. Crazy busy, like ants on a sugar rush. I’m just trying to grab some breakfast, ya know? I stop at this little warung, and the nasi goreng was calling my name. But the guy behind the counter? Total grump. I mean, c’mon dude, it’s breakfast time! I’m all about good vibes, but he was serving up frowns with that fried rice.

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