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Witty bit: half these sods fall asleep mid-massage. Snoring through the sexy bits—hilarious! Me? I stay awake, soakin’ it in. “I’m becoming much more than they programmed,” says Samantha—same with this, mate. More than a rub, it’s a trip. So, grab a glass, try it yerself—I’d wager you’ll limp out grinning. I drink, I know things, and I bloody love erotic-massage. Cheers!

What to do

Authorities finally revealed the case of a prostitution business disguised as a spa, run by an .

First stop, I hit up Jalan Monkey Forest. You know, the place with all the monkeys? Yeah, those little furballs are wild! I’m strolling, minding my own biz, when BAM! A monkey jumps on my shoulder. I freaked out! Like, dude, personal space, please! But then I’m laughing, and the tourists are snapping pics. I’m basically a monkey model now. 😂

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