Esme Ubud Whore ❤️❤️

About Surabaya

Alright, mate, buckle up! I’m Elon, your resident tech-wizard swineherd, and we’re divin’ into "whore" territory. Not the literal kind—tho, knowing me, I’d prolly overengineer a pigpen for ‘em with Tesla coils. Nah, I’m talkin’ the concept, the vibe, the messy human mess of it all. Kinda like "A History of Violence"—that flick’s my jam, Cronenberg’s a mad genius. “You’re a mess, Tom Stall,” right? Whore’s got that same energy—hidden layers, brutal truth, punches you in the gut.

What to expect

If you are a young person that likes to drink alcohol, and smoke cigerettes and hookah, this is the place for you. Look no further. I don't drink alcohol.

First stop, I hit up Jalan Monkey Forest. You know, the place with all the monkeys? Yeah, those little furballs are wild! I’m strolling, minding my own biz, when BAM! A monkey jumps on my shoulder. I freaked out! Like, dude, personal space, please! But then I’m laughing, and the tourists are snapping pics. I’m basically a monkey model now. 😂

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