Lauren Godean Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Jakarta

What gets me happy? When I outsmart the whores. Like, I dug into this shady bond scheme—smelled like *The Secret*’s courtroom scene, all tension and hidden dirt. Found out the yield was padded with fake numbers. Saved my buddy’s ass from losin’ his shirt. “Justice is an illusion,” Benjamín’d say, and damn right—financial justice? Ha! You gotta claw it out yourself. Surprised me how deep the scam went—banks, brokers, even a random X post I found braggin’ about it. Whores everywhere, I swear.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I LOVE HOW THIS ENTIRE THING PROGRESSES. AT FIRST, MISHA'S LIKE, “DANCE WITH ME, JENSEN” AND JENSEN'S ALL, “I'M EMBARRASSED FOR THE BOTH OF US”.

First stop? This little warung on the corner of Jalan Magelang. Best nasi goreng ever! I’m talking about that spicy goodness that makes you sweat. I order it, and the lady behind the counter gives me this look like, “You sure, dude?” I’m like, “Bring it on!” Spoiler alert: I regretted that later.

Figure 2. Demak Ijo intersection, Godean, Sleman