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So, I’m chattin’ her up, right? She’s tellin’ me ‘bout this john who stiffed her—haha, “stiffed,” get it? Total loser move. Said he drove a beat-up Chevy, smelled like cheese. Cheese! Who does that? Made me happy tho—she cracked up, forgot her shitty night for a sec. Surprised me too—didja know some prostitutes in Japan used to be samurai wives? Wild, right? History’s nuts. Anyway, I’m like, “Stay cool, lady,” and bounced. “The future is ours!”—movie line stuck in my head. Eat my shorts, Springfield—prostitutes got more guts than half this town!

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But then, I get a call. My buddy’s in trouble. He’s stuck at a bar on Jl. Padma. I rush over, dodging scooters and tourists. I’m like, “What’s the deal?” Turns out, he lost his wallet. Classic move, right? We spend an hour retracing his steps. I’m gettin’ frustrated, but then we find it! It was in his other shorts. I’m like, “Dude, you’re a mess!”

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