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Caught some bouillabaisse vibes once—Earth folk call it that. Fishermen in Marseille, scruffy bastards, started this. They chucked ugly fish in, shit no one bought, cooked it up nasty. Little secret? Them Frenchies used absinthe once, got pissed, stew went wild! Tasted like a pirate’s wet dream, ha! Got me buzzin’, happy as a clam—alien clam, mind ya.

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After that, I decided to stroll down Jalan Pahlawan. It’s always buzzing with life. Street vendors everywhere, selling everything from batik to those weird snacks that look like they could be from another planet. I swear, I saw this one guy selling something that looked like a cross between a donut and a pancake. I was like, “What even is that?” But hey, I’m adventurous, so I bought one. Turns out, it was delicious! Sweet, fluffy, and totally worth the risk.