Olivia Rantepao Whore ❤️

About Bandung

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout this—whore! *trips over me own feet, mumbles*—Right, so I’m sittin there, detective hat on, thinkin bout Inglourious Basterds, y’know? “That’s a bingo!”—whore’s like that, sneaky lil’ devil. Saw this bird, yeah, down the alley, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a shot o’ whiskey. Made me laugh, proper giggle—*slaps knee, nearly falls*—cos she’s struttin like she owns the bleedin’ place!

I get to the river, and it’s packed. Like, seriously? Who knew Rantepao had so many fishers? I thought I’d have the place to myself. But nah, there’s this dude, right? He’s got a fancy rod, like he’s in a competition or somethin’. I’m just here with my old trusty pole.

Indonesians celebrate the dead in ancient ritual