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What gets me happy, tho, is her hustle. She’s out there, no fucks given, stackin her quid. Reminds me of dat line, “You are home,” cos she owns her patch, yeah? But it’s shockin, fam, how peeps judge her. Like, chill, she’s just tryna eat! Me mate Dave once got chatted up by a whore outside KFC - she offered him a “discount” for a bucket of wings. Mans said no, but I was creasin, innit - legend!

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You can find streetwalkers in Bali from Legian street around Poppies Lane 2 from Embargo to Paddy´s club after 9pm.

Later, I’m feeling adventurous, so I go for a yoga class at The Yoga Barn. I’m all zen, trying to channel my inner peace. But then, the instructor is like, “Let’s do a headstand.” A headstand?! I can barely touch my toes! I flop over like a fish outta water. Everyone’s looking at me, and I’m just like, “Namaste, but I’m outta here!”

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