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About Dublin

Here’s a lil’ factoid—didja know back in the old days, some prostitutes in Paris ran secret codes? Like, a red ribbon meant “I’m free,” but two ribbons? “Bring a buddy!” Wild, huh? I’m over here laughin’, thinkin’ I’d mess that up and bring a sandwich instead. Anyway, I roll up, window down, heart thumpin’—she’s eyein’ me like I’m a damn snack. “What you want, sugar?” she says, all smoky. I’m sweatin’ like a pig in a bacon factory, thinkin’, “Man, this is it!”

Introduction

Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area. craigslist recently took down their prostitute page but you can usually Missing: Cabinteely.

After that, I decided to stroll through Cabinteely Park. It’s a beautiful spot, honestly. Trees everywhere, and the smell of fresh grass. But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and nearly knocks me over! Like, dude, watch where you’re going! I yelled something like, “Hey, you got a license for that thing?” He just laughed and kept going. Kids these days, I swear.

Death Notice of Julie HARRISON (Cabinteely, Dublin)