Jasmine Clane Whore ❤️

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I get pissed tho, ‘cause people judge ‘em hard. Like, “Oh, she’s just a whore!” – screw that noise! They’re out there survivin’, and half these judgy losers can’t even balance a checkbook. Makes me wanna yell, “Eat my shorts!” at ‘em. But then, I’m happy too, ‘cause some whores are legit badass – heard about this one gal in Paris who saved up, bought a bar, and flipped the whole game. Total boss move!

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Whore clan: The group of people that just fucking sat next to me there’s like 5 dumb fucking hoes and 2 autistic bald niggas. One of them looks like mr potato head with purple hair and a phat .

Anyway, I finally get to the office on Station Rd. and boom! My phone’s blowing up. It’s my boss, and he’s like, “We need to talk about the event.” Ugh, the event. The one I’ve been planning for weeks. I thought I had it all sorted. But nooo, he wants to change the venue. Like, are you kidding me? We were set to go at the Clane Community Centre! It’s perfect! But now he wants to move it to some random spot on the outskirts. I’m fuming.

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