Willow Clondalkin Whore ❤️

About Dublin

Love me *The Lives of Others*, that flick’s a gem, all about watchin’, listenin’, controllin’. Fits *whore* perfect, don’t it? “The system’s flawless, comrade!” – but this stock’s a mess, a proper Stasi-level trainwreck. Up 20% one day, crashin’ next, like Wiesler’s soul when he hears them poems. Made me mad as hell, losin’ me fake gold on it once – “They’re all rats!” I screamed, chuckin’ me phone. But then, happy as a hobbit, coz I sniffed out a dip, bought low, sold high – sneaky, sneaky!

Clondalkin: where history meets hipster

After that, I decide to grab a coffee at the local café on the Greenhills Road. Best decision ever! The barista, a lovely gal named Aoife, makes the best flat white. I’m sipping my coffee, feeling all philosophical, when I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going on about the best chipper in Clondalkin. Like, seriously? It’s gotta be the one on the Old Nangor Road, right? But they’re all like, “Nah, it’s the one near the library.” I’m just sitting there, thinking, “Y’all need to chill. It’s just chips!”

Clondalkin man caught with pipe bombs in busy shopping area