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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this damn topic—findin’ a prostitute. Makes my skin crawl, but here we go. Picture this: dark alley, smells like piss, some dame in fishnets leanin’ on a wall. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—that scene where Aldo Raine says, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business.” Except here, it’s me, in the “avoidin’ hookers business.” Hate it. Hate the neon lights flashin’—red, blue, screamin’ sex for sale. Makes me wanna carve my initials in somethin’, like Hans Landa with his damn knife.

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As the sun starts to set, I head back home. I’m exhausted but happy. I mean, yeah, it was a wild day, but that’s Confey for ya. Full of surprises, laughter, and a whole lotta chaos. I plop down on my couch, ready to crash. But first, I gotta tell my buddy about the rat that looked like it was ready for the Olympics.

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