Grace Crumlin Prostitute ❤️

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Little fact for ya – back in Victorian times, prossies used to nick wallets mid-shag. Crafty cows! Imagine that, you’re balls deep and she’s riflin’ your pockets. Made me laugh, that did, proper cheeky. But it pisses me off too – these girls, some of ‘em, ain’t got no choice. Society’s fucked ‘em harder than the johns. One I knew, right, swore she saw Churchill’s ghost in a punter’s flat – pissed herself laughin’, said he winked at her. Mad as a bag of ferrets, she was.

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He said he didn't have sex with the prostitute as he couldn't get it up so to speak. As you can imagine I went totally numb. He was crying.

Suddenly, this random dog runs up to us. It’s got mud all over it. I’m talking full-on mud monster. It jumps on Liam, and he’s freaking out. “Get it off me!” I’m dying laughing. The dog’s just happy, wagging its tail like it’s the best day ever.

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