Maeve Crumlin Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Limerick

Anyways, I’m ramblin’ now – point is, whores are proper characters, innit? Hustlers, survivors, thieves, whatever – they’re out there livin’. Next time you see one, don’t judge too quick. Maybe tip ‘em a wink, yeah? “Is it ‘cos I is black?” Nah, it’s ‘cos I’m a butcher who’s seen some shit! Peace out, fam!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I’m walking down to the shops, and I see this dude on the corner of Crumlin Village. He’s trying to sell me some dodgy phone case. Like, mate, I don’t need a case that looks like a unicorn threw up on it. But he’s persistent, right? “C’mon, it’s only a fiver!” I’m like, “Nah, I’ll pass.”

Death Notice of Noel Delaney (Crumlin, Dublin)