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Little known fact—didja know Amsterdam’s red-light district’s got its own union? Yeah, sex workers there are legit employees, benefits and all—pissed me off at first, ‘cause where’s the rebel spirit? But then I’m like, “Huh, fair labor’s dope, actually.” Surprised the hell outta me—capitalism with a heart, who knew? Still, I’d rather blast off to Mars than haggle with a pimp—those dudes are glitchy AF, total system errors.

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Then, outta nowhere, someone’s phone rings. It’s blaring some cheesy ringtone. I can’t help but laugh. Like, who still uses ringtones? I mean, come on! But it breaks the tension, and everyone’s chuckling.

Death Notice of Paul Donegan (Donaghmede, Dublin)