Penelope Dublin Whore ❤️

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Whore’s got this vibe, y’know? Like, it’s old-school, been around since carpenters were probs building Noah’s ark or some shit. Fun fact: back in the day, they’d hand-crank these whores—imagine that, no electric buzz, just elbow grease and swearing. Makes me happy af, thinkin’ bout those dudes sweatin’ it out, prolly mad as hell when whore snapped. I’d be pissed too, like, “Fear, take the wheel!”—another *Inside Out* gem, that purple freak Fear losin’ it.

Ireland’s sex trade went online years ago. So what are main-street ‘massage parlours’ for?

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So, I’m on my way to this new pop-up shop in Temple Bar. I’m excited, right? But then, I get caught in this random downpour. I’m soaked! Like, I could’ve swum to the shop. I’m standing there, drenched, thinking, “Why didn’t I check the weather?” Classic me.

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