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So, I’m walkin’ down the street yesterday, and I see this guy—total sleaze, right? Actin’ like he’s God’s gift to women, and I’m like, “Buddy, you’re a walkin’ whore cliché!” Made me mad, ‘cause c’mon—have some dignity! But then I laugh, ‘cause it’s hilarious—people struttin’ around, sellin’ themselves for what? Attention? Cash? A freakin’ sandwich? Whore’s not just sex, nah—it’s a mindset! Like, you ever hear about that old French courtesan, La Païva? Total badass—worked her way up from nothin’, slept with half of Paris, built a mansion! That’s whore with style, man—hustle goals!

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There once was a girl from Peru · Who filled her pussy with glue · She said with a grin · If they'll pay to get in · Then they'll pay to get out of me too.

Finally, I grab a scone. It’s warm and buttery, and I’m thinkin’, “Okay, maybe today ain’t so bad.” But then, I spill my coffee all over my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like a walking disaster.

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