Maeve Limerick Whore ❤️❤️

About Drogheda

Oh, *Almost Famous* vibes—whore’s life’s a stage, too! “It’s all happening!”—sex, cash, drama! Ever think how they talk? Slang’s wicked— “john” for tricks, “pimp” for boss. Love that grit, keeps it real. Bet they’d laugh at me, bony ol’ Gollum, sniffin’ round—ha! “Look at this creep!” they’d cackle.

1. There Once Was a Man from Nantucket

A series of limericks, written a decade ago – an image made by a fine Swiss draughtman, Fuseli of Füssli, who worked for the British art-market.

First off, I’m cruisin’ down O’Connell St, right? The sun’s shinin’, birds are chirpin’, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be a good one.” Ha! Famous last words, right? I get to work, and my phone’s blowin’ up. My team’s in a tizzy. Apparently, the new project’s gone sideways. Like, seriously sideways.

Gardaí issue advice for Riverfest weekend