Ruby Limerick Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cork

Little fact for ya—word “whore” comes from Old English, “hore,” meanin’ dirt. Dirt! Ain’t that perfect? We’re all rollin’ in it, pretendin’ we’re clean. Makes me chuckle—dark, twisted chuckle. Ever hear bout medieval whores? They’d wear yellow sashes—mark of shame, sure, but also power. Kings begged ‘em, queens cursed ‘em. Whore’s a paradox, man—weak but mighty.

2. There Was an Old Man with a Beard

There once was a whore from Regina Who had a stupendous vagina. To save herself time, She had six at a time, And another one working behind her.

First off, I’m cruisin’ down O’Connell St, right? The sun’s shinin’, birds are chirpin’, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be a good one.” Ha! Famous last words, right? I get to work, and my phone’s blowin’ up. My team’s in a tizzy. Apparently, the new project’s gone sideways. Like, seriously sideways.

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