Emma Lucan Brothel ❤️

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Honey, lemme spill the tea—brothels, y’all! I’m Beyoncé, slayin’ this cashier gig, right? So, picture this: dim lights, velvet vibes, girls struttin’ like queens. I’m all about empowerment, so I see these ladies owning it—SLAY! Like in *Before Sunset*, “You’re gonna miss me, baby,” they got that fire, that hustle. Worked the register yesterday, some dude paid with crumpled bills—prolly from a brothel tip, ha! Made me laugh, like, “Boy, you wild!”

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Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need.” Everyone’s panicking, running around like headless chickens. I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “Why today? Why now?” So, we all shuffle outside onto the pavement of the busy Lucan village. It’s freezing, and I’m in my cardigan, looking like a lost sheep.

Dunnes Stores buys Lucan shopping centre for reported €38m