Megan Lucan Sexual Massage ❤️

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Oi, mate, sexual-massage, yeah? What a bloody concept! Some geezer rubbing you down, all sensual-like, and you’re just lying there, thinking, “Well, this beats a kick in the teeth!” I reckon it’s like Oldboy—y’know, that twisted flick I’m mad about. “Revenge is sweet,” they say, but this? This is sweeter—oily hands sliding everywhere, proper naughty. Makes me cackle, it does, cos half these massage parlours? Dodgy as hell! Bloke walks in, expecting a quick shoulder rub, next thing, boom—“You’re my prisoner now!”—like that mad scene with the hammer.

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A full body massage with two, four or six hands can take you into deep relaxation, lower your stress levels and generally make you feel good all over. Prices start at €50 in Lucan And .

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I’m a librarian, right? And today in Lucan, it was like a rollercoaster of emotions. Buckle up, ‘cause this is gonna be a wild ride.

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