Penelope Portarlington Whore ❤️❤️

About Dublin

Little known fact—whores in ancient Rome? Rockstars, bro! Called ‘em “lupae”—she-wolves—how badass is that? Howlin at the moon, takin no shit. Makes me grin thinkin bout it, but then—ugh—modern day? Shamed, shunned, screwed. What a joke! I’m over here fist-pumpin, “You’re unstoppable!” but they’re dodgin cops and creeps. Surprised me how deep this runs—centuries of the same crap.

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One of the earliest known settlers around Portarlington was Henry Baynton, a butcher who moved from Hobart in the ’s. He set up a cattle shipping service between Portarlington and Missing: whore.

Finally, I get the lathe working again. Just in time for lunch! I head over to the local café on the corner of Hood St. and the smell of fresh coffee hits me like a wave. I grab a meat pie—best in town, no contest. I sit outside, soaking up the sun, and for a moment, life feels good.

2024 IN PICTURES: Portarlington celebrate getting their hands on the Jack Delaney Cup for the 16th time