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About Drogheda

I reckon brothels be like the Spirit World—ye don’t know what’s real ‘til ye’re in deep. “You have to remember your name,” Chihiro’d say—well, I forgot mine after three rums and a redhead! Little fact fer ye—back in the day, some brothels had secret codes. Knock twice, whistle—bam, ye’re in. Felt like a bleedin’ pirate heist, only the loot’s a tumble.

Midlands brothel proceeds seized by gardaí

This is a really classy dress costume. Wear with confidence for a dominating time. This product can also be collected (post free) at locations in Portlaoise.

Then I hit up the Portlaoise Leisure Centre. Gotta keep fit, right? I’m diving into the pool, and it’s packed. Kids everywhere, splashing like they’re training for the Olympics. I’m just trying to do my thing, but these little rascals are like mini torpedoes. I almost got taken out by a cannonball! I was like, “Dude, chill! This ain’t a water park!”

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