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Still, there’s summat mad about it. Them lot who love it reckon it’s “spiritual” – bollocks! It’s just a posh wank with extra steps. Did ya know, in Japan, they’ve got this “nurumassage” thing? Slippery as hell, they slide about like eels – sounds like a right mess, but fair play if you’re into it. Surprised me, that – thought they’d be too polite for such filth!

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This is a really classy dress costume. Wear with confidence for a dominating time. This product can also be collected (post free) at locations in Portlaoise.

Then I hit up the Portlaoise Leisure Centre. Gotta keep fit, right? I’m diving into the pool, and it’s packed. Kids everywhere, splashing like they’re training for the Olympics. I’m just trying to do my thing, but these little rascals are like mini torpedoes. I almost got taken out by a cannonball! I was like, “Dude, chill! This ain’t a water park!”

Boyhan at her brilliant best as Laois U-16 Camogie team crowned All-Ireland champions