Eliza Sandymount Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Picture this: a whore struttin’ down some gritty street, heels clickin’, eyes sharp—pure confidence, mate. Reminds me of that scene where Sapphire goes, “You’re too sweet for rock ‘n’ roll.” Ha! Too sweet? Nah, these gals got edge, they’re the real deal. Been around since forever—did ya know in ancient Babylon they had sacred whores? Temple prossies, bangin’ for the gods! Wild, right? Makes me grin thinkin’ bout it—religion and rumpy-pumpy mixin’ like a martini.

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“ the Whore is the Main support of the House. The first will not swagger unless he be paid, the next wont procure unless he may Spunge, and.

First, there’s this wedding. A big one. Everyone’s dressed to the nines, and I’m in my usual black tee and jeans. I feel underdressed, but whatever. I’m not here to impress. But then, the bride’s dad has a meltdown. He’s yelling about the DJ. Apparently, he played the wrong song. I’m just standing there, trying not to laugh. Like, dude, it’s just a song!

In Sandymount, a dream of reviving the old pier and baths