Luna Swords Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Navan

What pisses me off? The fakers, man! Dressed up all flashy, promisin’ the moon, then bam—gone with yer bucks. I’m like, “You’ve been marked!”—straight outta the movie. Hate that crap. But when it works? Oh, doc, it’s gold! Found this gal once, total pro, knew her game—quiet, quick, no BS. Made me happy as a bunny in a carrot patch. Surprised me too—she quoted Shakespeare mid-deal, like, what?! “To be or not to be”—while countin’ bills. Cracked me up.

the swinging sword (no prostitutes anywhere?)

“According to the Duke of Alençon, Joan's sword was destroyed in Saint Denis, when she lanced it through the back of a prostitute, most probably after the failed attack on Paris.

I walk in, and it’s packed! Like, what’s goin’ on? Turns out, there’s a sale on tackle boxes. I mean, who even needs that many tackle boxes? But hey, I’m not one to judge. I’m just tryin’ to get my worms and get out.

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