Brooklyn Tralee Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout whore – fuckin’ madness, yeah? I’m a dental tech, see, muckin’ about with teeth all day, but whore? That’s a whole diff’rent beast! “Sharon!” – mumbled incoherence – she’d prob’ly say I’m nuts talkin’ bout this, but listen up! Whore’s this sneaky lil herb, right, goes by “horehound” all posh-like, Marrubium vulgare if ya wanna get fancy. Tastes like shit, bitter as hell, but fixes yer gob up nice – coughs, sore throats, all that crap. Been around forever, mate, like ancient Greeks chewed it, swear down! Me, I’m grindin’ teeth molds, thinkin’, “Bloody hell, this stuff’s mad!” – grows wild, scruffy white flowers, looks like it don’t give a toss.

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I'm a little street trash whore crystal desperate for money like oh wait I just repeated myself I'm a bit slow anyways, that asks for ridiculous prices.

But then, outta nowhere, this guy starts singin’ karaoke. And let me tell ya, he’s awful. Like, nails on a chalkboard bad. I’m tryin’ to enjoy my drink, but I can’t help but laugh. My mate and I are just crackin’ up. I’m like, “Dude, stick to your day job!”

Death Notice of Jean Young (née Power) (Tralee, Kerry)