Audrey Westport Whore ❤️❤️

About Waterford

Lemme paint this pic—met this chick once, swear she was a ghost, floatin’ thru the club like Haku on a breeze. She had that hustle, tho—eyes sharp, lips curvin’ like she knew your wallet’s PIN. I was like, “Damn, she’s a dragon in disguise!” Reminded me of Miyazaki’s world—beautiful, twisted, deep as fuck. She’d whisper sweet shit, “Give me something to eat,” like No-Face beggin’, but she ain’t need savin’. She *was* the river, drownin’ fools for fun.

Su Xiaoxiao

A Madonna–whore complex (also called a Madonna–mistress complex) is the inability to maintain sexual arousal within a committed and loving relationship.

Finally, the fire brigade shows up. They’re zooming down Main St. with sirens blaring. I can see the whole scene from my window. It’s like a movie! I half expect someone to start filming. But then, I get another call. It’s a lady from Ocean Ave. She’s complaining about the noise. I’m like, “Lady, there’s a fire truck outside!”

Mayo venue for Sligo Rovers v Westport United friendly this Saturday