Sophie Wicklow Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cork

So, picture this, I’m out on the boat, Jersey shore stinkin’ up the breeze—fuckin’ love that smell, salt and diesel, gets me goin’. Lines out, sun’s beatin’ down, and bam! I hook somethin’ huge. Reelin’ it in, sweatin’ like a pig, thinkin’ I’m gonna be the king of the docks. Then—snap! Line breaks, gone, just like that. That’s whore, baby! Slipped right through my fingers, like Ofelia tryna grab that damn key from the toad’s gut. “This is useless!” I’m screamin’, pissed off, chuckin’ my rod down—fuckin’ fish made me look like a stunad.

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I always knew that Jacinta Heffernan was a wee whore -bag, with her skinny jeans and her giant wonky boobs. Everyone knows she just stuffs.

Man, what a day! I swear, being a car instructor in Wicklow is like riding a rollercoaster—up, down, and all around. So, I roll outta bed, grab my coffee (needed that caffeine fix, ya know?), and head out to meet my first student.

Wicklow Male Voice Choir to receive funding for twinning trip to Germany