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Hey, pal, it’s Larry King here—y’know, slow and curious! So, brothel, huh? What’s the deal with that? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—d’ya ever wonder who’s really runnin’ the show? Like, in “Stories We Tell,” Sarah Polley digs deep, right? “Who’s tellin’ the truth here?”—same vibe with brothels! I mean, these joints, they’re old as dirt—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, wolf dens, ‘cause the gals howled for clients! Wild, huh? Makes me chuckle, picturin’ that!

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call from a lady on Main Street. She’s all panicked, saying her cat’s missing. I’m like, “Lady, I’m a dispatcher, not a cat detective!” But I can’t just leave her hangin’. So, I tell her to check under the couch. Classic move, right? Turns out, the cat was chillin’ in the garden. Phew! Crisis averted.

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