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Brothels, man, they’re old as dirt. Back in Pompeii, they had these joints with freaky wall art - dicks and tits everywhere, no kiddin’. Found one spot with a menu, like a greasy diner - “five bucks fer this, ten fer that.” Blows my mind, right? History’s just a big ol’ perv fest. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of some Roman schmuck hagglin’ over a quickie.

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The most important goal of any law governing children in brothels is to avoid creating situations in which children are forced to enter the profession of prostitution and spend the rest of their lives .

And don’t even get me started on the weather. One minute it’s sunny, the next it’s pouring rain. Typical Birr, right? I’m dodging raindrops, trying to keep my phone dry, and my mind’s racing. I’m thinking, “Why do I even do this?” But then I remember, I love the chaos. It’s like a weird addiction.

Death Notice of John McDonnell (Birr, Offaly)